Farting Monkeys Lip Balm

Twenty 8 North

$ 4.00




In the wild, monkeys eat many things, usually fresh fruit and they throw the best farting parties around. Well, one day a traveler came across one of these parties and he was appalled. Then he had an idea. If everyone knew that monkey farts were really fruity they would all want them. 

So he pulled a jar from his backpack and bottled the scent. Fresh bananas, grapefruits, Fresh banana blended with sweet grapefruit, mandarin orange, kiwi, coconut cream, pink raspberries, strawberries and apples.

Our lip balms are loaded with unrefined beeswax, organic cocoa butter, unrefined shea butter, and vitamin e. 
You may smell a little chocolate (unrefined organic cocoa butter) and a touch of honey (unrefined beeswax). Glides on smoothly.  Crack for a lip balm addict.
Flavor: Farting Monkeys

Ingredients: coconut oil, bees wax, organic shea butter, organic cocoa butter, vitamin e, flavor oil
Shrink wrapped in a 0.15 lip balm tube.

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